Eigentlich nicht lustig....

Kollege: 1000 Wale wollen die Japaner zu wissenschaftlichen Zwecken fangen! Das glaubt denen doch kein Mensch! Was wollen die denn noch untersuchen?

R.: Na, ob das Walfleisch noch genauso schmeckt, wie im letzten Jahr....

The Teenagers - Starlett Johansson

I know you’re born in 84
Half polish half danish
You started at 8 on brodway
You’re a star

You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you mary me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it

You whisper at horses ears
I always found it exciting
I’m scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you

I’ll sell my mum to be lost with you
Lost in tokyo or anywhere else
I wish i’d been invited
At your party in disneyland

You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you mary me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it

When i noticed for jared leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh when i noticed for Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights

You don’t believe in monogamy
Im not jealous scarlett will you mary me
All you’ve got you can like it
But what i am you will love it