Bayern

Beim Fußballschauen.

Lieblingsnichte (5): Mama, wer spielt da?

Ihre Mama: Bochum gegen Bayern.

Lieblingsnichte: Ich bin für die Blauen. Wer ist das?

Ihre Mama: Bochum.

Lieblingsnichte: Ich bin für Bochum. Das ist in Deutschland.

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Wer den Schaden hat...

Klarstellung des Kollegen per Rundmail:

Dear all,
This is just to avoid suspicions regarding my black eye…
No, nobody hit me. I just fell down with my bike on Saturday.
I guess, you will be observing changing colours around my eye this week. Otherwise I am fine.