Hitliste der schönsten "Out of office auto replies"

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2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

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4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

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